humanaftertaste (humanaftertaste) wrote in chicagohardcore,

The Human Aftertaste Wants You To Eat Our Meat

Attention Chitown Folk: Are you anticipating spending this coming Saturday night alone but for a family size bag of Fritos and the gentle judgment of Jesus? Looking for a little action that doesn't require the application of a topical ointment the following morning? Seek no further, blind followers of the mediocre, for your lives can skip a day of the ordinary when you step into the bask-zone perimeter of The Human Aftertaste!

"It's like watching a train of drunken, naked clowns crash into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. Bizarre, tragic but also absolutely amazing." The Daily Iowan

"Our show will rock like two dolphins shootin' ice cream out their blow holes." Count Jabula.

And how.
Sex! Violence! Dale Earnhardt's Well-Preserved Corpse! Titty Bear! Free Cans Of Meat!

Wanna know more? Then go to the website, chumps.

(x-posted like the buggery, however we are being somewhat selective and not random-spamming. Mods; delete if inappropriate and all that, cheers!)

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